DANIEL HERNANDEZ
Drums
Daniel Hernandez was born in the summer of ’69. He grew up in Mexico. . .and was even on Mexican radio once! He moved to Fort Worth when he was seven and right here, right now, there is no one place he’d rather be. Daniel started playing drums when he was thirteen and he doesn’t want to work, he just wants to bang on the drums all day. He is well known as one of Fort Worth’s loudest drummers and is famous for his punctuality. He is also a criminal defense lawyer and regularly gets his groupies out of jail after concerts. Currently, the only single member of the band, he just wants to rock and roll all night, and party every day.
More about Daniel. . .
Role models: Peter James Bond and Joe Mamma Basser
Hobbies: Soccer, golf, daydreaming, puppet shows
Favorite organizations: The “Jim Lacamp is Gay” Club
Favorite books: Drummers don't read
Pets: Dog, cat, large armadillo
Pet peeve: Girls who are afraid of a large armadillo
Favorite Song: “All the Way Home” (mp3 download)
VITALS
Age: 34
Height: 6’2”
Weight: 185 lbs
Eyes: Green
Hair: Dark brown
Fingers: Ten
Toes: Ten
Wig: No
Teeth: Yes, all of them |